Showing posts with label masculine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label masculine. Show all posts

Thursday, 30 June 2011

The Gamble – I won the Lottery – One night in Heaven - My First Fuck Buddy


The Gamble – I won the Lottery – One night in Heaven

I begin writing this blog entry with only 4 hours sleep. The reason for this is a 3 hour long session that happened last night that was so mind blowing that I must put pen to paper now and share the evening with my regular readers. Apologies for the break in the chronology of my posts but I’m sure you’ll agree that this post needed to be told ASAP.

Well it started about one and a half weeks ago. A cute guy on Manhunt had released his private pics and sent me a pic. We got chatting and negotiated the meet, I would travel to his place. I must say his pics looked hot, he had a small goatie, was tanned, an athletic build, was a surfie and tradie (everything I ever wanted in a late night hookup or a regular fuck buddy). If only he lived up to my expectations!

When I arrived I could see he had taken something, he offered me a chair and poured me some fruity wine (from a goon bag, I quickly unticks the cultured box). We got chatting and he confessed that he had already drunk half the bag and was drunk. He was slightly slurring his speech and was staggering around a little. So I indicated that we should go the bedroom (at this point I would like to say that I do have standards and felt he was compos enough to consent to a fuck – when one is horny and is offered a fuck, one does not decline).

The sex was less than thrilling it was like it was his first hookup. He just said “What do you want me to do?”. So we did a little oral, and then got down to the business of fucking. However, it soon became apparent that he hadn’t bottomed in a while, he kept on pulling away. I also felt that he didn’t like kissing, as when I initially went in for pash he pulled away (I’m a good kisser and need a good Pash to really get my juices flowing). It felt like everytime that I got the rhythm and got close to climax, he would pull away and I would lose it. In the end, he said that my size was too big and offered to suck me off instead. I must admit that oral does bore me… needless to say I didn’t climax that night.

Well after the events of that night, I texted by BFF and said “Worst Fuck Ever” and proceeded to tell him all the sordid details. I was adamant that I would not be revisiting this guy. How wrong I was…

He continued to text me four times over the next one and a half weeks. I was feeling very horny last night having had a hookup pike on me (one of those that is all talk and then when it comes to providing their address gets scared and runs away with their flaccid cock in between their legs).

I decided that I could go to bed or take a gamble and see what he was like sober. At this stage I think it is important to note that I was agreeing to the hookup entirely for the benefit of my readers, I had to give the guy a second chance (my horniness had nothing to do with it).

I had an OMFG night (‘Oh My Fucken God’). He was a little tipsy but nowhere near the drunkenness of the night before. He was more comfortable this time. And he definitely got into the swing of things. The first fuck (yes there was more than one) was fantastic, he was a power bottom and it showed (a power bottom is a guy who is very active when he bottoms rather than making the top do all the work). He wanted a second go but I needed a little breather between fucks.

We began chatting and it because apparent that he was not only a tradie, but a trained masseust! He offered me a massage which I vigorously accepted without question. The massage was like nothing I had before, it was sensual, relaxing and titillating. This hunk of spunk masculine tradie was giving me the massage of my life.

We got onto the subject of why we had messaged each other. He said that I was “fucken hot” (these were his words, not mine, I expressly disclaim any poetic licence). I said much the same thing. We then discussed what we thought of each other during the first meet.

It became apparent that he had a fantasy image of me. He described me as a masculine bisexual who was married with two kids. How wrong he was, he was shocked that I was totally gay and my cock had never touched vagina (yes I know that I was born from my mothers vagina, but that admission appears awkward in this blog…). My BFF actually doubts my masculinity but the fact that this tradie was describing me as masculine was affirmation of my manliness, my studliness.

He found out he was gay in his late twenties after an eight year relationship with a women. We both agreed not to continue this subject and ruin our fantasy image of each other.

We then commenced our second fuck… it was better than the first because we were both relaxed and in the moment. I pity the couple who were trying to sleep in the other villa (there was a common wall – I could hear them turning on and off the shower to try and communicate to us to shut up!). We both climaxed at the same time.

He invited me under the covers and we snuggled each other for the next thirty minutes telling each other how good it was and agreeing to a regular hookup. I wholeheartedly agreed – my gamble had paid off and I had won the lottery – I had found myself my first fuck buddy…

Now whilst we were snuggling each other, I must admit that it felt totally hot to be in the arms of a tradie. However, the topic of discussion soon turned to relationships. He had never had a relationship with a guy before while I had the opposite – a long term relationship. I have a fairly good gut instinct and my gut instinct was telling me that my fuck buddy may be developing a man crush. This made me feel uneasy as he is not what I consider relationship material, but he was the perfect fuck buddy. I do plan on hooking up with him again. I will of course update my devoted readers on the developments of my first fuck buddy…

Saturday, 25 June 2011

About Me

About Me


I hate this question – the inevitable “tell me about yourself?” is a loaded question that can’t be avoided in a dating situation.  Its tantamount to asking a used car salesman “tell me about the car”. It inevitably results in you selling yourself to your prospective date to ‘tick off boxes’ on his theoretical list of needs and wants from a partner.

I am by no means a used car (some may say different – those persons will be appropriately and severely bitch slapped and castrated if I do identify them). So here it goes…

I’m a male in my early thirties, live in an Australian capital city and yes I’m gay – I make love with men (big shock now calm yourself down – take deep breaths it’s a big revelation). You can imagine the reaction that my fanatical religious parents had when I came out to them as a homosexual (but all in due time – I have much to blog about).

I’m educated.  Now for some people this means simply completing Year 12. For my list of needs and wants it refers to someone who at least as gone that extra step and completed a technical college course or ideally has gone to University. I myself have a double degree (for those wondering one of them is not Arts….). And educated certainly does not mean that you are a Macdonald’s manager and completed their internal training (this date deserves a whole post by itself).

I’m genuine. I think this term is a little too well used in the dating arena. What is it that makes someone genuine? www.Dictionary.com defines genuine as “free from pretense, affectation, or hypocrisy; sincere”, pretense is further defined as “pretending, a false show of something.” So technically it means someone who is true to themselves and is not pretending to be someone they are not. I am me and I don’t give a rat’s arse what you think of me (but pul-lease like my blog LOL).

I’m masculine – by that I mean I am not effeminate – but I do have my moments when I glam it up. If I was walking down the street you wouldn’t pick me for gay (unless a super hottie was walking by and I was taking a second and third looksy – there are always exceptions!). I do lightly shape my eyebrows – there is nothing worse than a mono bush above the eyes. I do manscape – again nothing worse than a forest when you are going down on someone (clear felling a forest when performing oral is never a good thing – think pubes in mouth)

Now I suppose I should describe my looks, I am White/Caucasian about 6 feet tall and an average build verging on athletic (yes I am working on it). Some would say I’m a stud, some might just say easy on the eye, some may say average (no I am not putting up a pic so you can judge!), NEVER met anyone who said I was ugly (but again am waiting for the day that I commence the inevitable decline to old age). My cheeky sly grin is my best asset and I use it without abandon.

Now if you have gotten this far you are probably wondering why I’ve very vague in describing myself. The purpose of my blog is to provide a candid journal about my experiences with dating as a recently single gay man. I can’t be that candid if I can be identified – especially with some of the blogs I have planned!

And please I do not accept date requests on this blog… (do you really want me to publicise how I really feel about you and the date?).